August 4th, 2010

The forgettable five.

cupcake

Back to the food blog roots… just wanted to share a few observations from recent dining experiences. These are a little on the negative nancy side, but tomorrow I’ll share some things I really like!

But first, let’s rip the band-aid off and let the healing begin…

Fine Dining Staff That Wear Costumes.
Save the act for Walt Disney World. (that’s where I did my internship… long story). Folks already know they’re in a Spanish restaurant, no need for Flamenco dancers and matador costumes.

Taco Fever.
Hello 2007-08 (along with the burger). I swear I was only joking when I suggested an event around this food as commodity staple. Then *poof* it appeared! Don’t’ get me wrong, I love a good taco! Who doesn’t? The hype is about 2-3 years too late, kids.

Tasteless “Eye Candy” Cupcakes.
Or any bland sweet for that matter. You know who you are. People still love you cause you were the first to push the product with a cute name. Certainly not the best. Ah the sweet taste of mediocrity.

Expensive Frozen Yogurt.
Wait, what? Yeah, Mojo blows. Anyone have a good lead on great froyo that’s not a gouger?

$16 Cocktails
I’ve always despised this, but even more so after my NYC trip. Even $14 is really pushing it. If the top bars in the country can pull off the best cocktail I’ve had in my life for only $12, y’all have no business charging $16+ for vodka sugar bombs.

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  • http://whatandydoes.blogspot.com Andy

    I agree that Mojo is terrible! It's probably the worst froyo I've ever tasted.

    Yogurtland isn't bad @ $.30/ounce…

  • http://twitter.com/LadyofCupcakes Our Lady of Cupcakes

    “Tasteless “Eye Candy” Cupcakes” – I think (hope?) you're talking about Sprinkles because they are, by far, one of the biggest cupcake related disappointments I've had in the valley. Why is it so hard to find a decent cupcake in this town? Even the Coffee Shop, fresh off their Cupcakes Wars win, wasn't very good. :/

  • Samantha

    Yes, Yogurtland is my favorite and the cheapest around AZ :)

  • http://www.JuxtaPalate.com JuxtaPalate Food Blog

    What a great name! “Our Lady of Cupcakes!” Awesome!

  • http://www.JuxtaPalate.com JuxtaPalate Food Blog

    Mojo is lame-o. Agreed!

  • Briana

    Mojo is awful! My two favorite yogurt places are The Yogurt Bar, its about 2.50 per yogurt thats with toppings, located at Scottsdale/Grayhawk. Then there is Golden Spoon which is also about at that pricepoint depending on size and thats located at Scottsdale/Frank Loyd Wright and 92nd/Shea.

  • http://www.JuxtaPalate.com JuxtaPalate Food Blog

    Seems like Mojo needs some mojo, right!?

  • http://www.JuxtaPalate.com JuxtaPalate Food Blog

    There seems to be some consensus on Yogurtland… I must make a trip immediately!

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  • Aubs_

    Swirl it in Gilbert is a favorite. Most variety in toppings I've seen in the valley and I pile em on. I have never paid more than $5 for my yogurt. Yogurtland comes in at a close second for me.

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